that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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