what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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