I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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