I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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