like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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