Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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