I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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