Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
