I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
