he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now