dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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