You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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