oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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