The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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