Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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