Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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