i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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