You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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