That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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