yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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