So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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