Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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