im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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