Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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