I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
