who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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