Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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