Nicole vs. Life
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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