Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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