They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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