Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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