ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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