you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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