This girl is more easily done than said...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wish you could order shots online.
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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