whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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