Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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