I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
