We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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