The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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