Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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