problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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