He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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