I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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