No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
