My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
