I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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