i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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