we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
