There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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