Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Do plants get herpes?
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