She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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