dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
the raccoons are back...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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