As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What a dumb baby whore.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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