the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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