its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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