in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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