Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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