Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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