Porn is love you can see.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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