i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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