She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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