Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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