Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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